Telling the Hearings to Shut Up Wall Street came in third, surprisingly, on the weekend talk shows, which dwelt primarily on Campaigngate and China--the same topics they chewed over last week. Why? Oh, partly because the stock market was a Monday-Tuesday story--a mountain that, from the foreshortened perspective of TV producers, loomed smaller at week's end than nearby hills; and partly because the Washington commentariat will always prefer political stories to financial ones (perhaps sensing that their views on the latter are especially baseless). Also, TV producers--even of talk shows--prefer stories with good visuals (such as Jiang Zemin in a colonial hat). How often can you play tape of that damned bell at the New York Stock Exchange? Congressional hearings delight the commentariat as a reliable source of grist, and the pundits did not care for Sen. Fred Thompson's announcement that his campaign-finance investigation is closing shop. Both conservative Brit Hume ( Fox News Sunday ) and liberal Clarence Page (ABC's This Week ) berated Thompson for failing to put a better "focus" on the hearings. Thompson himself insisted on CNN's Late Edition that his hearings had revealed a "pattern of illegal foreign money" as well as "money laundering." But Hume delivered the consensus line that Thompson had doomed the hearings from the get-go with his overly ambitious opening argument that the Chinese government had engaged in a "broad-based conspiracy" to buy the 1996 presidential election. Democrats like Sen. Tom Daschle, appearing on NBC's Meet the Press , found the hearings insufficiently bipartisan. NewsHour With Jim Lehrer 's Paul Gigot said Republicans had shuttered the hearings because Thompson was "too bipartisan." Having portrayed Thompson as a political incompetent, the pundits weren't completely ungrateful. They lauded him for presenting a "picture" of (Gloria Borger on Face the Nation ) and a "window" on (Tom Oliphant on NewsHour and Juan Williams on Fox News Sunday ) standard-issue Washington corruption. It's a "government for rent, if not for sale," said Borger. Bowing to Congress' prerogative to shape the news, the shows feigned interest in Sen. Trent Lott's public promise--reprised in person on Meet the Press-- to allow a vote on new campaign-finance legislation in March. By contrast, genuine enthusiasm greeted the unfolding Bruce Babbitt story, as Gigot and Bob Schieffer (CBS's Face the Nation ) both predicted that Babbitt's Supreme Court ambitions would be ruined by accusations that he had blocked a casino license for an Indian tribe at the behest of another tribe that had given money to the Democrats. The consensus on Jiang's state visit was that it was a "win-win," in the words of Eleanor Clift of The McLaughlin Group . Al Hunt (CNN's Capital Gang ) declared that "Clinton got it right" by simultaneously criticizing China's human-rights violations and toasting the dictator. Clinton's centrist approach produced a "domestic consumption summit" for both leaders, said The McLaughlin Group ie Morton Kondracke, and the talk-show chorus agreed that Jiang benefited from the summit because he emerged a co-equal of Clinton's and didn't really give up anything. Likewise, Clinton benefited because he engaged Jiang and didn't really give up anything. Pat Buchanan ( The McLaughlin Group ) and George Will ( This Week ) were lonely dissenters, taking the view that warm relations with a hideous human-rights violator are not especially praiseworthy. But the New York Times ' Thomas Friedman expressed the pundits' consensus on Face : The business of American foreign policy is business, and "[w]hen it comes to business, we engage." Alan Greenspan's blessing of the Monday crash attracted only buyers. Everybody urged investors to buy stocks for the long term. The United States remains "the envy of the Japanese and Europeans," said Hunt. Emerging: Ross Perot gave identical performances on Meet the Press and Late Edition , sounding off about his usual themes. He did introduce one new subject: the impending rewrite of the patent laws that (he says) will allow foreigners to steal U.S. inventions. The topic went nowhere because his hosts had no idea what he was talking about. On This Week , George Will, Sam Donaldson, and Cokie Roberts all but cheered when Bill Richardson drew a line in the sand over Saddam Hussein's ouster of three U.S. weapons inspectors in Iraq. Donaldson seemed ready to suit up for Gulf War II as he enthusiastically summarized Richardson's position. "There is no negotiation, Saddam Hussein is in non-compliance, and he must comply." --Jack Shafer