Chatterbox Goes Too Far!
One reason Kathleen Willey's tale of groping and fondling in the Oval Office
seems credible is this: if she were making up a story, she could have made up a
much better one. For example, Willey told Ed Bradley of 60 Minutes that
when Clinton made his pass, she remembers saying to him, "Aren't you afraid
that somebody's going to walk in here?" Not exactly the strongest or most
plaintive objection she might have lodged. The pass itself could easily have
been made cruder, and Willey could have alleged it was repeated--if she'd been
in a fabricating, sympathy-generating mode. Thanks to Time magazine, we
have evidence that when Willey wants to make up a story, she knows how
to pull out all the emotional stops. Time says that in 1995 when Willey
decided to get back at a former lover, Shaun Docking, she told him she was
pregnant. But not just pregnant, pregnant with his twins! Then she told him she
would have an abortion. Then on the morning the abortion was supposed to
happen, she had her then-friend, Julie Steele, tell him she'd called it off.
Then she had her friend tell him she'd had a miscarriage! Could any hack
screenwriter have milked that scenario for more drama? Contrast that with the
banality of Willey's Clinton story. So, in a perverse way, Time's tale
of Willey's pregnancy lie actually tends to support her veracity when it comes
to Clinton. ... Okay, maybe that's going a bit too far. But you get the point
...
Save Clinton First! Some pretty good evidence that Flytrap has
seriously distracted the president: columnist Robert Novak reports that at the
Gridiron Dinner on March 21, he sat next to Clinton and asked the president
about Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan's Social Security reform proposal, which
Moynihan had unveiled a week earlier. (See Jodie Allen's analysis.) For any president
interested in, say, a second term legacy, Moynihan's plan was a reasonably big
deal. Social Security's solvency is one of the two or three major domestic
issues facing Clinton, and "saving" the system was a central theme of his
recent State of the Union address. While Moynihan hasn't been a Clinton
loyalist and his social policy proposals (e.g. on welfare) don't always fly, he
speaks with some authority as ranking Democrat on the Senate Finance Committee.
His plan was also considered radical, coming from a Social Security defender,
because it suggested using part of Social Security's payroll tax to fund
"voluntary personal savings accounts" that would supplement regular Social
Security benefits. (Indeed, Moynihan was almost immediately blasted from the
left.). Yet, according to Novak, on March 21 Clinton "did not seem familiar
with Moynihan's latest plan...." Whatever else you want to say about Clinton,
he's not usually inattentive or uninterested in domestic policy. The Moynihan
Plan is something he would normally be on top of, were he not preoccupied with
other matters ...
True Love: An excellent conspiratorial moment at a recent Washington,
D.C., party given for Salon magazine. Present were: presidential aide
Sidney Blumenthal, newscaster Jim Lehrer, columnist Molly Ivins, journalist
Christopher Hitchens, stunt man David Brock, and Murray Waas, the oddball
investigative reporter who has been chronicling the machinations of the Vast
Right Wing Conspiracy for Salon and the New York Observer . At one
point, Waas, looking around the room as if to make sure noone was following
him, snuck out the rear door into the unlit back yard. A few seconds later,
Blumenthal slipped out the same back door to join Waas. They could then be seen
having a brief, but intense, tete-a-tete in the darkness. ...
Bonus Automotive Item: The complaints by British car enthusiasts
about the purchase of Rolls-Royce by BMW remind Chatterbox of the previous
acquisition by BMW of Rover, another prestigious British marque whose cars had
achieved an unfortunate reputation for less-than-bulletproof reliability. One
old-guard Rover executive complained to journalist Jeremy Clarkson that BMW's
quality control policies were "stupid. They just won't tolerate any mistakes at
all." ...
