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Oprah Winfrey
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If Oprah Winfrey were a top
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government official--and a fair bit of America probably wishes she were--she
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would be Alan Greenspan. When Greenspan speaks, he roils financial markets.
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When Oprah speaks, she roils--well, everything else. Consider the trial she is
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now enduring in Amarillo, Texas: Cattlemen claim that, upon learning the
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dangers of mad-cow disease, Oprah uttered a single on-air sentence--"It has
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just stopped me cold from eating another burger!"--that punctured America's
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irrational exuberance for beef. Beef prices reeled, and cattlemen lost millions
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of dollars. (Oprah's lawyers claim that the beef swoon was the product of
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droughts and high feed prices.)
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Perhaps
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book publishers should foot her legal bills in the beef trial: Each time Oprah
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selects a new novel for "Oprah's Book Club," a publisher blesses her name. A
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word from Oprah, and a novel sells 1 million copies rather than 100,000. On
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Jan. 16, Oprah picked Toni Morrison's Paradise for the club. The novel
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shot to No. 1 on the New York Times best-seller list, just as several
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club selections before it had. Three previous picks remain on the
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paperback-best-seller list. When Oprah went fitness crazy, books by her chef
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and her personal trainer became nationwide hits. Marketing experts now
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routinely refer to the "Oprah Effect."
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The effect is felt not only by blessed merchandise but also
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by the star herself. Oprah has owned the No. 1 talk show in the country for
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more than 10 years. Her movie debut in The Color Purple netted her an
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Oscar nomination. She's the highest-paid entertainer in the world, worth well
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over $400 million. And she's thinner than you.
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But of
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course, she is a daytime-talk-show host, and it's conventional wisdom that
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daytime talk shows are deplorable. The shows parade freaks in front of the
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viewing public. Ricki Lake and Jerry Springer have hiked their ratings by
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showcasing increasingly repulsive molesters, abusers, adulterers, and
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pederasts, all of them eager to tell the world about their loathsomeness. Talk
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shows are the zenith of America's nauseating confessional culture.
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Among those righteous folk who don't watch the
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shows, Oprah is lumped with the garbage. But she doesn't belong. Two years ago,
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Oprah stopped booking freak guests. It was a huge ratings risk, but her
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audience stuck with her. Springer has resorted to hawking Too Hot for TV
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videotapes featuring awkward nudity and grim violence-- Oprah , sans
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freaks, continues to win handily in the ratings.
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Oprah is Oprah and, according to critics, this is the problem. She is
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indeed the leading practitioner of confessional television. When she lost
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weight, she rolled a representative wagon of pig fat onstage. She routinely
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breaks down in tears, and she never hesitates to let us know when things go
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wrong with Stedman, her longtime beau.
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So what redeems Oprah? How does her confessional television
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differ from Phil Donahue's and Springer's? Oprah is the confessor, that's how.
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The Donahues and Springers of the world remain aloof, above and separate from
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guests. Their guests confess, the hosts oppress, and the audience laughs its
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head off. The host and audience are judge and jury for the miserable, benighted
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guests. It's the zoo theory of television: Let's make fun of these stupid
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animals.
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But Oprah
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doesn't condescend to guests. She couldn't possibly: When her show featured
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victims of sexual abuse, Oprah revealed that she'd been abused, too. When she
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talked to cocaine addicts, she admitted to having tried the drug herself.
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Imagine Donahue revealing his drug habit or his scarred emotions ("Is the
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caller there? We're talking about my junkie days"). Oprah is one of the very
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few celebrities who owes her fame not to her superhuman qualities (beauty,
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athletic ability, etc.) but to her human frailties. Oprah has said, "One of my
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greatest assets is knowing I'm no different from the viewer." For female fans,
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Oprah is a girlfriend.
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Oprah is also one of the very few celebrities
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who hasn't forgotten where she came from. She identifies with underdogs because
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she was the underest-dog of them all. She came from less than nowhere: In 1954,
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she was born illegitimate, poor, female, and black in Jim Crow Mississippi.
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Several male family members sexually abused her. Overcoming these obstacles has
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lent her street cred with guests and fans. They make her success always
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astonishing and rarely begrudged.
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Oprah lends her fame and
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fortune to the right causes. She mentors girls from the Chicago projects and
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endows scholarships to Morehouse College and Tennessee State University. Some
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black female celebs (Dionne Warwick) shill for phone-psychic scams that exploit
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poor black women. Oprah? She started a book club. (Her taste, incidentally, has
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been impeccable: No John Grisham or John Gray; lots of interesting,
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underpublicized novels. Alfred Kazin jowled that Oprah's club represents the
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"carpet bombing of the American mind," but even a stuffed shirt like Kazin
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can't complain when 15 million TV watchers are urged to read Toni Morrison and
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do.)
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Despite the ban on cameras
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in the courtroom, Oprah's beef trial is starting to resemble an episode on her
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show. Last week, a witness collapsed in tears while apologizing to the
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ranchers. My hunch is that Oprah will win over even the cattlemen, eventually.
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During the trial, Oprah is recording her show in Amarillo, a town supposedly
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devastated by her beef-bashing. Locals have been lining up for tickets.
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