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Therapeutic Laws
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Bill Clinton wants to be an
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activist chief executive, but a paradox of his own making stands in the way. In
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his last State of the Union address, he repudiated big government. "We know
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there's not a program for every problem," he said. "The era of big government
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is over." With the help of Dick Morris, Clinton has turned this paradox,
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this--let's face it--logical contradiction, into an electoral strength. Clever
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rhetoric has helped. But so did his embrace of what might be called
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"therapeutic legislation."
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Therapeutic legislation is
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intended to make people feel good, not actually to accomplish anything.
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Sometimes, it addresses a virtually nonexistent problem or, at least, a problem
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that ranks lower on any sensible scale of national concerns than the fuss and
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self-congratulation would indicate. Sometimes, it addresses real, major
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problems, but in an almost totally symbolic manner. Often, therapeutic
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legislation exploits the electorate's short attention span, its capacity to
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become suddenly obsessed with an issue and then--especially if provided with
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legislative catharsis--to forget it just as quickly. In any case, therapeutic
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legislation costs the taxpayer little or nothing and generally offends almost
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no one. (In an important subclass of therapeutic legislation, however, stagily
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offending an unpopular interest group--e.g., the tobacco lobby--is part of the
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therapy.)
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This week, Clinton signed
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another of the many therapeutic laws for which he has taken credit. This one
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makes stalking across interstate lines or on U.S. government property a federal
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offense, punishable by five years to life in prison. The law was sponsored by
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Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, Republican of Texas, proving that Democrats aren't
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alone in the dirty habit of pleasuring themselves this way. The anti-stalking
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law is typical of much therapeutic legislation in that it addresses a hunger
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for the federal government to do something about a matter--usually crime
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or education--that is properly the concern of the states. I wouldn't be so
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callous as to suggest that stalking isn't an urgent problem, fully worthy of
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immediate action by a Congress that can't pass a budget on time. But is
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stalking across state lines or on federal property really such a
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pressing concern? Undoubtedly it is terrifying when it happens (as it
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apparently happened to Sen. Hutchison). The reason Congress and the president
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have outlawed it with such a flourish, however, is as a way of expressing
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symbolic concern over stalking in general. Sen. Hutchison's office concedes
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that it has collected no information on the number of interstate stalking
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cases.
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Indeed,
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if there were thousands of interstate stalkers, if they did pose
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a serious law-enforcement problem, Hutchison's legislation would have smoked
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out some sort of constituency to oppose the bill. If a stalkers' lobby itself
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didn't pipe up, at least civil libertarians who deplore the double-jeopardy
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implications of a federal stalking law would have criticized it. Instead,
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Hutchison's solution to the nonproblem passed 99-0 in the Senate. A law that
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passes with no opposition is a good bet to be therapeutic legislation. (And it
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is doubly hypocritical for Republicans, who claim to believe in less government
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and in state government, to be clotting the federal statute books with laws
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that mess in areas of state concern.)
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M >any therapeutic laws are superfluous. Some are passed unanimously.
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But the defining characteristic of a therapeutic bill is its thrift: It doesn't
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increase the budget; it requires no new taxes; and it offends no
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special-interest group. The anti-stalking bill cost Clinton and several hundred
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members of Congress absolutely nothing, but allowed them to inflate their
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anti-crime résumés.
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A good third of Clinton's
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acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention was used to publicize
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therapeutic laws passed on his watch or new ones he wanted Congress to
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consider:
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He called for a ban on
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"cop-killer" bullets; reiterated his support for a victims'-rights
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constitutional amendment; argued for an extension of the Family and Medical
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Leave law and a measure to keep moms and their babies in hospitals longer than
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48 hours; promoted a measure that would place taggents in explosives; and asked
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for a Brady Bill amendment to keep guns out of the hands of perpetrators of
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domestic violence.
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He touted the television
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V-chip; praised the Kennedy-Kassebaum law (an ultra-therapeutic law that
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guarantees portability of insurance but places no ceiling on the rates insurers
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can charge); applauded the ban on "assault" rifles; and bragged about the new
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FDA regulations that curb the advertising and sale of cigarettes to
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children.
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To much
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applause, he deplored the fact that "10 million children live within just four
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miles of a toxic waste dump" (four miles ?) and urged that we make it
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illegal "even to attempt to pollute" (whatever that means).
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Clinton isn't the only therapeutic politician,
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just the best. Linguistic nationalists are pushing their English-first
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measures. The ultrapatriotic want an amendment to ban flag-burning (hell, why
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not just mandate flag-waving?). The spit-and-polish crowd campaigns for
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school uniforms. The drug warriors seek more drug-free zones. To ward off child
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molesters, the city of San Mateo, Calif., has proposed background checks and
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fingerprinting of Little League coaches, den mothers, and others who volunteer
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their time to children (never mind, as the Wall Street Journal reports,
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that less than 10 percent of all child molestations take place in an
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institutional setting; that most accused child molesters have no previous
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convictions; and that child abuse is down in the '90s). And with the continued
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Balanced Budget Amendment follies, Congress indulges itself in the grandest of
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therapeutic fantasies. If it really wants to balance the budget it should just
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do so, rather than passing feel-good laws that say the budget should be
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balanced.
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No doubt
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somewhere in the above list I've included a law that you, dear reader, support
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and believe is more than merely therapeutic. Your particular law, or two,
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address problems fully worthy of a national fuss and Rose Garden signing
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ceremony. But surely even you will agree that most of these laws are merely
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therapeutic. We can all agree on that, without agreeing on which are the
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exceptions.
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Therapeutic laws become props for rhetoric that might be
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called demagoguery, except that it disgraces the memories of Joe McCarthy and
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Huey Long and the ambitions of Pat Buchanan to call Clinton a demagogue. The
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genuine demagogue assails minorities and labels his foes Communists. The modern
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"semigogue" speaks liltingly about children and education and health and public
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safety. He artfully constructs his debate to make his foes sound as if they are
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against children, for gun violence, against safe streets, and for pollution.
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The semigogue in chief has buried Dole with so many positives during this
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election season, it's enough to make you long for the days of negative
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campaigning.
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And for genuine activism.
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Even though my personal tastes in legislation tend toward the kind that begin,
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"Congress shall pass no law," I admired the old Bill Clinton who attempted to
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reorganize the $1 trillion health-care business and who forthrightly called for
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a workfare program that would cost more, not less, than simple handouts. That
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Clinton didn't pussyfoot around. He stood for what he believed in. He
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stimulated a thunderous and enlightening debate. He demonstrated to the
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electorate that real change is not cheap and easy.
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He also got his ass
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kicked.
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