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If At First You Don't Secede
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Forget
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the Alamo!
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This sounds crass, but I
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can't deny it: I desperately wanted the standoff at the Republic of Texas
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trailer-trash compound to last longer than it did--for selfish reasons.
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Not weeks
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longer, mind you. Just a few hours. Just long enough for me to get
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there . Having missed all the famous government vs. fringe standoffs--Ruby
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Ridge, Waco, the Montana Freemen--I was determined to go and bear witness this
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time. I would find out at last if mysterious U.N.-dispatched "black
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helicopters" really buzz around at these things like giant hell-spawned
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bumblebees. I would document the local movements of guts-and-glory militia
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reinforcements. (A militia offensive of some sort was widely rumored on the
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Net, where one rabid militia man wrote: "WE HAVE HAD A BELLY FULL OF THE FBI,
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BATF, DEA, ETC. ETC. ... Lock and Load, prepare to Rock and Roll.") It sounds
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silly now, but militia trouble did seem plausible at Fort Davis.
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Wednesday, April 30, three days after the siege began, several heavily armed
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Republic of Texas members were apprehended at a truck stop near Pecos, Texas,
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about 90 miles from the action.
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Alas, none of it was to be. I took off from Newark, N.J.,
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at 6:30 p.m. Saturday, May 3. After landing in El Paso, I called a militia
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contact who had agreed to ask around about possible right-wing bivouacs. (I
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even brought camping gear!) Things looked "hot" when I left--from inside his
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"embassy," ROT leader Richard McLaren was busily faxing out apocalyptic
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maydays--but his hot blood turned to pink Jell-O.
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"Hey!" said my contact.
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"Guess you heard. It's over."
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"What? No! McLaren was
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talking so tough."
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"Well, he came out."
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While I
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groaned, he described the final hours. McLaren had swallowed the old
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negotiator's bait of surrender "with honor." The lawmen treated him like the
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head of a brave conquered nation. He would be allowed to press in court his
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claim that the Republic of Texas had been illegally annexed by the United
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States in 1845. Then he would go to jail for many years. Not the best of deals,
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but he obviously preferred it to Plan B: getting shot.
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Irented a car and putted around morosely,
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listening to the radio and mulling over my options. Texas lawmen were boasting,
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justifiably, about the happy outcome. Yes, there was one tiny glitch--two ROT
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activists had somehow slipped away--but that was no problem. A drawling
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official said these fugitives were not experienced in the back country, so they
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would be easy pickings. For my part, I knew there would be little left to see.
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The militia would "stand down." Even the trailer compound--which had been
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tricked out with Swiss Family Robinson-style self-defense gizmos--was still
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off-limits to the media.
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There was, however, one
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notable event left: Sunday, members of the other factions of the Republic of
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Texas were holding a big rally in Kilgore, to make clear that the movement
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would live on. (The republic, as you probably know, contains three competing
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clans.) I unfolded my map. Hmmm. Kilgore was way over by Louisiana. Even at 75
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miles per hour, I could count on driving at least 12 hours, making it just in
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time for the opening gavel at 1 p.m.
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Was it worth it?
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No, but what else could I
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do--go see the Carlsbad Caverns? I buckled up and hit the road.
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My
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Countries, Right or Wrong
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The trip was worth it, at
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least in terms of understanding what motivates Republic of Texas believers.
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What motivates them is: They're nuts. All of them.
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That word is somewhat loaded,
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so I should be more precise. ROT members are nuts like the Lilliputians in
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Gulliver's Travels were nuts. They don't drool or wear their shirts
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backward, but they do expend insane amounts of energy on ridiculous "politics,"
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dissipating most of it through meaningless infighting and petty posturing. Are
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they evil, hateful nuts? No. I kind of liked most of them. They would be fun
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people to go fishing with.
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Unfortunately, they have this other hobby: seceding from the union. And, being
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Texans, they have enough guns and ammo to potentially make matters not so cute.
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Most non-McLarian ROT members publicly disavow violence, but the possibility
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always lurks. Groups like the Republic of Texas exist in a murky gray zone
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where relatively harmless right-wing bigmouths meet the frightening shriekers
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of renegade militias, raising the question: At what point does nutty end and
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scary begin?
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You can never tell, but Richard Keyes III is a
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good example of how quickly A can become Z. Keyes is the 21-year-old McLaren
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follower who actually carried out the kidnapping and shooting that started the
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whole Fort Davis mess. He's originally from Kansas--so, to find out more about
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him, I called a county police detective there who tracks the far right. He'd
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heard of him only once, in a nutty-but-funny context. Keyes filed papers
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earlier this year demanding that Kansas return portions of the state to the
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rightful ownership of the Republic of Texas. Tee-hee. Next thing you know,
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however, he emerged as a serious shoot-'em-up guy.
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As for
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the meeting, it was simply funny-nutty, but it became all too clear that the
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republic's separatist fantasies will live on. A few hundred boisterous
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Texans--mostly men, middle-aged or above, with a fair number of angry young
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rednecks and dotty old women--filled the cramped banquet room of a run-down
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motor lodge in "downtown" Kilgore. Crowding one side of a long dais were
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frowning representatives of the two non-McLarian Republics of Texas. One is
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headed by David Johnson of Odessa, Texas. He didn't show up, but some of his
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"council" members did--they were gray, natty, and grumpy, like Baptist deacons.
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The other faction is under the sway of Archie Lowe, a long-haired guy who looks
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like an amiable Harley rider and whose followers are a tiny bit more young and
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with-it. The Archies' current agenda includes a quest for "international
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recognition" and the convening of a "Constitutional Convention" this July.
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The meeting itself was extremely hard to follow. After
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generic introblab, the floor was opened to "the people," a platoon of Brave
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New World Epsilons who lined up behind a floor microphone and took turns
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huffing and ranting. Among the highlights:
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A very pale young man stood
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up and said that Judgment Day was coming unless the Republic of Texas
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succeeded. Then he started crying.
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A stocky guy in a red shirt
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and a Republic of Texas cap stood and dramatically announced that he was the
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driver of one of the two vehicles detained by authorities in Pecos. It was all
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a gross injustice, of course. Yes, he and four ROT colleagues were traveling
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with full packs, semiautomatic weapons, pistols, radios, and plenty of ammo,
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but he said they were merely going to Kermit, Texas, to "hunt wild hogs." But
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Pecos is not on the way if you're going to Kermit from Garland. I asked him
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later: Why was he there? "I was curious about what was going on," he said. "On
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a personal level."
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gap-toothed old woman yelped that the federal government is "getting boxcars
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prepared with some kind of leg irons in 'em to fasten you into place to ship
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you to concentration camps."
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OK, perhaps quoting the old woman is a cheap
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shot. Then again, I heard similar effusions from a high official--Jim Warmke, a
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wiry, sun-burnished old guy in a mustard-colored Western suit who serves as
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"secretary of commerce and trade" for the Branch McLarian remnant. I liked Jim,
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and I just hope his nuttiness stays "funny," but I have to wonder. When we met
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he extended a huge sandpapery hand and said: "Howdy! Jim Warmke. W-A-R-M-K-E.
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Hot lock, warm key." We talked about McLaren--"The man is a genius; he has a
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government and the state are always and forever going to kick ass in U.S. vs.
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Republic confrontations, when would a patriot like Jim feel justified in
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picking up a gun and charging?
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And with such overwhelming
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odds, why would he do that?
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"You'll not know how
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close some came," he said eerily. "I can tell you that the militias have
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but one methodology in mind. They do not intend to assemble 10-,
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20-, 50,000 armed men in one spot and allow napalm to destroy them! There is a
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tactic called 'targets of availability.' What that means is ... Your
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interpretation would be terrorism. There is no one that can control that. There
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is no government could control that."
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Bomb talk! Did he hear about
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specific targeted sites?
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"I have suspicions, but I'll
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not answer that based on suspicions."
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After Jim left, two
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Archie-faction ROT men scurried over and nervously assured me that Jim was a
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kook. Great. Why didn't I feel reassured?
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The Joke
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Stops Here
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Monday, I finally visited
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Fort Davis on the way back to El Paso, just to get a feel for the place. Things
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sounded quite sparky on the radio. Early that morning, reports said that
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someone fired at the bloodhounds, and that lawmen were closing in. I arrived
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about 2 p.m. and roosted for a while by the police roadblock at the entrance to
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the Davis Mountain Resort subdivision. In the distance rose the stark, rocky,
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mesquite-covered peaks that define this area. A couple of dozen sunburned,
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siege-weary reporters were hanging around in cars, and one explained that the
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resort itself was miles and miles away. Whatever was happening, we wouldn't be
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able to see it or hear it.
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I took off and stopped for
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gas in the nearby town of Valentine. Inside I met an old codger named Clifford
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Beare, who had recently retired from the Jeff Davis County sheriff's
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department. I asked him if it would be hard for runaways to hide in treeless
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mountains.
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"Well, I guess, but you could
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hide. There's a lot of caves and stuff."
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Did he think these guys would
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get caught?
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"I think
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they will," he said. "Yes I do."
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He was half right. About that time one
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fugitive, believed to be Mike Matson, was getting shot to death in a gun
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battle. The other, Keyes, appears to have got away, and Tuesday, the
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authorities scaled back the search for him, making vague noises about the
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terrain and wild animals finishing him off. "He can ... only have a finite
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amount of food and water," said Mike Cox, who has been the state's spokesman
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throughout the siege.
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What? Of all these people,
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Keyes is the only survivor who demands to be taken seriously. He started
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the violence; he never gave up; and he went out ready to blast away and die.
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They better hope something gets him, because if he does stagger out of those
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mountains alive, he's going to be biblically, nuttily, and unfunnily
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pissed.
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