Queen for a Day
All five newspapers lead with the same story: Monica Lewinsky met with
representatives from Starr's office on Monday. The purpose of the face-to-face
meeting--the first in six months between Starr's camp and Lewinsky--was, of
course, to discuss testimony she might give in return for an immunity deal. And
what, exactly, is Lewinsky offering? USA Today and the Wall Street Journal say Lewinsky
promised Starr she'll testify to a sexual relationship. The Washington Post hedges, saying that as of last Friday
Lewinsky was willing to admit to sex, but wouldn't say she was encouraged to
lie. The New York Times and Los Angeles
Times give no details at all on what Lewinsky offered.
The NYT calls the meeting a "development fraught with danger for the
president," while the LAT describes it as "a special legal session known
as 'Queen for a Day,'." Would the LAT care to explain what on earth this
means? Nine paragraphs later, non-lawyers learn that in a "queen for a day"
session, nothing a (female?) defendant says can be used against her.
A second bit of news mentioned in all four of the Clinton-is-in-hot-water
lead stories: a District court ruled that Clinton confidant Bruce Lindsey
cannot claim attorney-client privilege in a criminal investigation because he
is a government attorney. (A private attorney could claim the privilege.)
Lindsey can either appeal this ruling or head back into the grand jury room.
All papers also report that the White House and Starr continue to spar over the
terms of Clinton's testimony. According to the WSJ , Clinton's attorney
would like "to sit in on Mr. Clinton's testimony, have it take place at the
White House, know in advance what it will concern and have limits on its
scope." Starr, reportedly, is considering the offer.
All papers but the LAT have page one stories on the proposed merger
between Bell Atlantic and GTE. The creation of what the WSJ rather
slobberingly calls a "telecommunications colossus for the 21st century" may be
tripped up by regulators, say all the papers. The merger of the two firms is
just one more instance of a trend towards consolidation in the industry.
The NYT carries a front page story chronicling the immense success of
firms relying on sweepstakes mailings to foist unwanted magazine subscriptions
on the elderly. Seniors succumb because they are 1) lonely; 2) desirous of
excitement and 3) from a generation easily convinced that a mailing is
"official." Just three weeks ago the NYT ran another front-page story
(different author) explaining that casinos were fleecing seniors because
seniors are 1) lonely; 2) desirous of excitement and 3) from a generation with
a fondness for get-rich-quick schemes.
The WSJ's Work Week column features the headline "Hispanic workers
show strong dedication to their jobs." The evidence: a Hispanic worker and her
boss both say she works hard, another Hispanic worker and another boss agree
that Hispanics work admirably hard. Also, a polling firm finds that 94% of
Hispanic workers claim to "work hard at coming out on top" while only 64% of
non-Hispanic adults say the same. From the same Work Week column we learn that
"A House committee votes to allow Amish 14 to 17 years old to work in sawmills;
the Labor Department bars such work under age 18."
