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Jews in Second Place
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Remember the scene in
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Philip Roth's Portnoy's Complaint where the newly teen-aged Alex Portnoy
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goes to a frozen pond in his hometown of Newark to gaze upon gentile girls
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ice-skating?
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So: dusk on the frozen lake of a city park, skating behind the
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puffy red earmuffs and the fluttering yellow ringlets of a strange
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shikse teaches me the meaning of the word longing . It is almost
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more than an angry thirteen-year-old little Jewish Momma's Boy can bear.
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Forgive the luxuriating, but these are probably the most poignant hours of my
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life I'm talking about--I learn the meaning of the word longing , I learn
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the meaning of the word pang .
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This scene often involuntarily flitted across my mind
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during the past winter, when I spent a lot of time watching people glide across
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expanses of ice on skates. The reason is that my 11-year-old son, also an Alex,
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was playing in a hockey league. Having grown up in the Deep South, I was
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entirely innocent of ice matters when I first got into this. At my inaugural
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hockey-parents' meeting, I realized that I had wandered into a vast and
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all-encompassing subculture. Two, three, four times a week, we had to drive our
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children 30, 60, 80 miles to some unheated structure for a practice or a game.
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Often these were held at 6 o'clock in the morning. South Kent, Conn. West
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Point, N.Y. Morristown, N.J. We parents would stand at the edge of the rink in
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a daze drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee and griping that they weren't hustling
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enough out there.
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For
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Alex Portnoy, athleticism was something alien. It was part of a total package
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that included not only the golden shiksas but their brothers ("engaging,
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good-natured, confident, clean, swift, and powerful halfbacks"), their fathers
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("men with white hair and deep voices"), their mothers who never whined or
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hectored, their curtained, fireplaced houses, their small noses, their lack of
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constant nagging worry--in short, the normalcy and confidence that go along
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with belonging, with being on the inside.
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In the Portnoy household nobody played sports--bodies
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existed only to generate suffering--and there was only one thing that really
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went well. That, needless to say, was Alex's performance in school. "Albert
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Einstein the Second," his mother called him, and thought it may have been
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embarrassing, he didn't really disagree. By the time Portnoy's Complaint
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came out, in 1969, it was clear--and this was part of the joke of the
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ice-skating scene--that people like awkward Alex were going to wind up ahead of
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the gliding shiksas and their halfback brothers, because they were more
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book-smart. The goyim were wasting their time with all those sports.
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What the Jews had was the real ticket. Alex's overwhelming insecurity wouldn't
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have been so funny if it hadn't been unjustified.
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In my
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many hours standing next to hockey rinks last winter, I sometimes engaged in
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one of the Jews' secret vices: Jew-counting. All over the ice were little
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Cohens, little Levys, their names sewed in block letters on the backs of their
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jerseys. It was amazing how many there were. Occasionally, an entire front line
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would be Jewish, or even the front line and the defensemen. (Green--is
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he one? Marks?) The chosen people were tough competitors, too.
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In fact, a Portnoy of the present, a kid with his nose
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pressed up against the window (to borrow the self-description of another
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ghetto-bred Jewish writer, Theodore H. White) would surely regard these
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stick-wielding, puck-handling lads as representing full, totally secure
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membership in the comfortable classes of American society. Some Lysenkoist
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suburban biological deviation, or else intermarriage, has even given many of
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the hockey-playing Jewish boys blond hair and even blue eyes.
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More to the point, these
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Jewish kids and their parents have decided to devote endless hours of childhood
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to an activity with no career payoff. Do you think they're going to 6 a.m.
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practices for a shot at the National Hockey League? Of course not. They're
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doing it--mastering hockey, and every conceivable other sport--to promote
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"growth," "teamwork," "physical fitness," "well-roundedness," "character," and
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other qualities that may be desirable in a doctor but don't, as a practical
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matter, help you get into medical school.
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What
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all the hockey-playing Jewish kids in America are not doing, during their
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hundreds of hours hustling to, on, and from the ice rink, is studying. It's not
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that they don't study at all, because they do. It's that they don't study with
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the ferociousness and all-out commitment of people who realize (or who have
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parents who realize) that outstanding school performance is their one shot at
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big-time opportunity in America.
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Meanwhile, there is another ethnic group in America whose
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children devote their free time not to hockey but to extra study. In this
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group, it's common for moms to march into school at the beginning of the year
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and obtain several months' worth of assignments in advance so their children
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can get a head start. These parents pressure school systems to be more rigorous
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and give more homework. This group is Asian-Americans.
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At the
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front end of the American meritocratic machine, Asians are replacing Jews as
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the No. 1 group. They are winning the science prizes and scholarships. Jews,
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meanwhile, at our moment of maximum triumph at the back end of the meritocracy,
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the midlife, top-job end, are discovering sports and the virtues of being
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well-rounded. Which is cause and which is effect here is an open question. But
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as Asians become America's new Jews, Jews are becoming ... Episcopalians.
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The one extracurricular venue where I run into a lot of
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Asian-Americans is a Very Serious music school in Scarsdale, the suburban town
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in the New York area that (because of its famous school system) has the most
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name-brand appeal for transferred Japanese executives. Music is a form of
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extracurricular activity that Mrs. Portnoys approve of, and the atmosphere at
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this school would be familiar to earlier generations of American Jews. In the
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lobby, children waiting for music lessons bend over their homework, mom perched
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at their shoulder. Musical exercises drift through the air, along with snatches
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of conversation about AP courses, recommendations, test prep, tracking, and
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nursery-school admissions.
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The
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hockey ethos is to be elaborately casual and gruff about competitive
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achievement: Outstanding performance gets you a little slap on the helmet, a
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good-natured insult. At the music school they take the straightforward
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approach. At my younger son's first piano lesson, his teacher, Mrs. Sun,
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explained the rules. "Every week, Theo, at the end of the lesson, I give you
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stamps," she said. "If you're a good boy, I give you one stamp. If you're a
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very good boy, I give you two stamps. And if you're a very, very good
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boy, I give you three stamps! Then, every time you get 25 stamps, I give you a
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statue of a great composer." Watching 7-year-old Theo take this in, I could see
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that he was hooked. Ancient imperatives had kicked in. When he hit 25 stamps
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for the first time, Mrs. Sun gave him a plastic statuette of Mozart. "Do you
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know how old he was when he composed his first piece of music, Theo?" A look of
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rapt anticipation from Theo. "Four years old! Three years younger than you."
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Theo, get to work .
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My mother grew up in New Jersey, not too far from Philip
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Roth. I was raised on the story of her crushing disappointment over being only
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the salutatorian of her class at Perth Amboy High School, when she had been
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valedictorian of her junior high school class. Her father, a small-town
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pediatrician, had somehow gone to medical school without having gone to
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college, or possibly even (here we begin to slip into the realm of Marquez-like
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fable) finishing high school. Every relative in my grandparents' generation
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seems to have graduated from high school at some improbable age like 14 or 12.
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Then, for the most part, at least as the story was received by the young me,
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life turned disappointing. Why? Because school is the only part of American
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society that's fair. Afterward, a vast, subtle conspiracy arranges to hold you
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back in favor of those more advantaged by birth.
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Even by my school days,
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the academic hunger had begun to wane. By now, it is barely producing a pulse,
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except among Jews who are within one generation of the immigration cycle. Jews
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have not become notable as academic underachievers. But something is gone: That
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old intense and generalized academic commitment, linked to sociological
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ambition, is no longer a defining cultural characteristic of the group.
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What
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has replaced it is a cultural insider's sort of academic preoccupation: a
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task-specific, in-the-know concern with successfully negotiating the key
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junctures--mainly, college admission. Jews are now successful people who want
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to move the levers of the system (levers whose location we're quite familiar
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with) so as to ensure that our children will be as successful as we are. This
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is quite different from being yearning, not-successful-enough people who hope,
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rather than know for sure, that study will generate dramatic upward mobility
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for our children.
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Jews' new second-place status in the strivers' hierarchy is
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most noticeable in places with good public school systems like Westchester
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County, N.Y., (where I live) and the San Gabriel Valley, outside of Los
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Angeles. The same is true of super-meritocratic public educational institutions
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like Lowell High School in San Francisco, the University of California at
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Berkeley, and Bronx High School of Science and Stuyvesant High School in New
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York, which are all now Asian-plurality.
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By contrast, the Asian
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presence is noticeably less, and the Jewish presence noticeably more, in
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private schools. In these, no matter how great the meritocratic pretenses, the
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contest is always less completely open than it is in public institutions. Just
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at the moment when Harvard, Yale, and Princeton have presidents named
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Rudenstine, Levin, and Shapiro, those institutions are widely suspected of
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having informal ceilings on Asian admissions, of the kind that were imposed on
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Jews two generations ago.
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achievement is highest in areas like science and classical music, where there
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is no advantage from familiarity with the culture. This also once was true of
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Jews (why do you think my grandfather become a doctor?) but isn't any more.
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Several years ago, Asian-American groups in California successfully lobbied to
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keep an essay section out of the Scholastic Aptitude Test. It's impossible to
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imagine organized Jewry caring.
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In his famous 1958 book, The Rise of the
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Meritocracy , British sociologist Michael Young proposed the following
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formula: IQ plus effort equals merit. Young, like many theorists of
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meritocracy, assumed that ethnicity would become a nonissue (should be
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nonissue) under such a system. Instead, it's an overwhelming issue. Accounting
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for ethnicity, you might amend Young this way (to the extent that "merit" and
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academic performance are the same thing): an ethnic group's long-term cultural
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orientation to education, plus its level of sociological ambition in American
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society at the moment, will equal its members' merit. The cultural connection
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seems so obvious that it amazes me how often ethnic differences in the
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meritocracy are explained in terms of genes.
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By these standards,
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Asian-Americans today have two advantages over Jews. They have a lower average
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income, and so are more motivated. And most back-home Asian cultures rival or
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surpass Jewish culture in their reverence for study. Therefore Jews are going
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to have to get used to being No. 2.
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In the past, when this
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fate has befallen the reigning ethnic group in American society, the group's
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standard response has been to redefine merit. It's not academic performance (or
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whatever the prevailing measure of the moment was) after all! It's something
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else, which we happen to possess in greater measure than the upstart group.
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Jews know all too well what the alternate form of merit that we didn't have
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used to be: a certain ease, refinement, and grace. This may be what has led
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today's generation of Jewish parents to athleticize our children. We want them
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to have what Alex Portnoy longed for: a deeper sort of American comfort
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and success than SAT scores and music lessons can provide.
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But Jews are not alone in
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having this thought. Recently, I've been interviewing Asian-Americans for a
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book on meritocracy in America. A sentiment that emerges consistently is that
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meritocracy ends on graduation day, and that afterward, Asians start to fall
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behind because they don't have quite the right cultural style for getting
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ahead: too passive, not hail-fellow-well-met enough. So, in many of the
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Asian-American families I met, a certain Saturday ritual has developed. After
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breakfast, mom takes the children off to the juku for the day, and dad goes to
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his golf lesson.
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The final irony is that
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golf and tennis are perceived by the Asian-Americans not as aspects of an ethos
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adapted from the British landowning classes (which is the way Jews used to
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perceive them), but as stuff that Jews know how to do. The sense of power and
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ease and comfort that the playing field symbolizes is now, to non-Jews, a
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Jewish trait. The wheel of assimilation turns inexorably: Scratching out an
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existence is phase one, maniacal studying is phase two, sports is phase three.
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Watch out for Asian-American hockey players in about 20 years.
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