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Follow the Semen
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Coverage of the Flytrap
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story has focused almost entirely on one question: Did Bill Clinton have sex
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with Monica Lewinsky? Yet very few Americans, and almost none of the
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journalists on the Flytrap beat, have any doubts about the answer. So why has
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American journalism concentrated on the least mysterious aspect of this
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story?
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explanation is that "did they have sex" is a question of fact, whereas other
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Flytrap questions are matters of judgment or policy or values. The social
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critic Dwight Macdonald wrote in his great 1957 essay, "The Triumph of the
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Fact" (later reprinted in his book Against the American Grain ) that
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Americans are in love with facts, "valuing Facts in themselves, collecting them
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as boys collect postage stamps, treating them, in short, as objects of
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consumption rather than as productive tools."
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Macdonald's point was that the obsessive
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accumulation of data had become an unsatisfactory substitute for formulating
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notions about what anything meant--an argument that seems even more compelling
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since the advent of the Internet and all-news cable TV channels. His best
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example of empiricism's limits was the (apocryphal) story of how, at the dawn
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of the Enlightenment, a scientist tried to establish the existence of the human
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soul "not by speculating on the Vital Principle and the Intrinsic Substance of
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the Soul, as described in Aristotle and the Church Fathers, but by weighing a
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condemned criminal before and after execution."
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Similarly, the U.S. press corps has spent the last half-year examining whether
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adultery and perjury disqualify a man to be president by chasing a cocktail
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dress allegedly stained with the commander in chief's semen. This fact hunt,
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while somewhat insane, is also perfectly understandable--and even laudable--in
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the context of what's broadly understood to be the press's mandate to gather
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information with rigorous impartiality. As press critics never tire of saying,
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the mainstream press's job isn't, or shouldn't be, to jump to conclusions--even
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in instances such as Flytrap, where Hypothesis and Conclusion seem separated by
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a very short evidentiary hop.
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It's true that some Flytrap allegations were
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poorly sourced and that two respected news organizations, the Wall Street
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Journal and the Dallas Morning News , had to retract a couple of
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particularly lurid stories. Media critics such as Pete Hamill and Steven Brill
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have lacerated the press for getting the facts wrong. But now that Flytrap is
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entering what looks like its penultimate stage, all this high-minded outrage is
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starting to look a bit quaint. Lewinsky is expected to tell a grand jury that
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she did indeed have sex with Clinton and that Clinton encouraged her to lie
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about the relationship in an affidavit submitted to Paula Jones' lawyers. And
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Clinton has agreed to answer grand jury questions via closed-circuit TV.
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The
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president, of course, is one of those few people who still claim there is a
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factual issue at stake. Before the grand jury, he may admit to having had sex
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with Lewinsky, thereby admitting to having committed perjury in the Jones suit.
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(The general view is that perjury in civil suits isn't easy to prosecute,
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especially if the suit has been dismissed, as Jones' was.) Or Clinton could
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stick to his story and perjure himself before the grand jury (a much more
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serious crime). Or Clinton might stick to his story because it's true. But this
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scenario--never plausible--is even more unlikely now that prosecutors have what
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the New York Post dubbed the Love Dress.
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This dress is what Alfred Hitchcock used to
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call the McGuffin--the all-important object whose pursuit frames a narrative
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(examples: the Maltese falcon, Charles Foster Kane's sled, and the
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uranium-packed wine bottles in Hitchcock's own Notorious ). The Love
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Dress's existence was first speculated upon in the Drudge Report (where
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it was black) and then on ABC (where it was navy blue). United Press
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International, passing along the ABC report, asserted Lewinsky had saved a
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semen-stained dress; in fact, ABC's Jackie Judd had reported only that Lewinsky
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said she'd saved such a dress. Then a few news organizations got the
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stained dress confused with another dress that Lewinsky allegedly had
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received from Clinton. This other dress was a "multicolored peasant dress"
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(according to the New York Post ), purchased for not much money on
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Martha's Vineyard ( Time ), that might not exist at all (according to
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Newsweek Washington bureau chief Ann McDaniel) or really be a long
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T-shirt (William Ginsburg to Barbara Walters on ABC's 20/20 ).
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Meanwhile, the FBI reportedly was going through Lewinsky's closets at the
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Watergate, testing every dress in sight and finding no stains. It turns out (if
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the latest reports are accurate) the dress had been in hiding with Lewinsky's
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Manhattanite mother, Marcia, who turned it over last week to prosecutors in
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exchange for immunity. An FBI spokeswoman quoted in the New York Times
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said the agency will first establish whether there is any semen on the dress
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(easy to do) and then spend "several weeks" finding out whose semen it is
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(somewhat more difficult but, since the mid-1990s, not all that hard, according
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to the Washington Post ). Assuming the genetic markers point to Clinton
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(and that Clinton doesn't resort to claiming a heretofore undisclosed identical
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twin), scientific empiricism, in collaboration with the more untidy empiricism
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of daily journalism, will have triumphed.
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But please permit an unscientific
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generalization: There is not a reporter in Washington who seriously doubts,
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amid this furious DNA hunt, that President Clinton had a sexual encounter with
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Lewinsky. Indeed, it would likely be hard to find even a White House aide who,
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in the privacy of his/her home, would tell a spouse that he/she buys Clinton's
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story. Whenever a Paul Begala or a Mike McCurry asserts in public that he truly
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believes Clinton, it's treated by the press as news, because the common
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assumption is that Clinton officials believe their boss is lying. And when they
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say they believe Clinton is telling the truth, every reporter quoting them
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assumes they're lying, too.
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The
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only new fact in Flytrap that would qualify as genuine news would be one
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proving Bill Clinton didn't have sex with Lewinsky. The important
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question is not whether Clinton had sex with her and lied about it but what the
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country should do about this.
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In dealing with the real issue, the American
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press is hobbled by its strengths as well as its weaknesses. Like Macdonald's
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fictitious scientist, it is uncomfortable with abstractions. Flytrap is a case
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of journalists doing precisely what press critics are always hectoring them to
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do--just supply the facts, don't indulge in opinion or conclusion--and shows
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the inadequacy of that journalistic ideal. Some might say the inadequacies of
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the Flytrap coverage are a point in favor of the British system, in which
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journalists are freer to reveal their opinions. (The American convention is not
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quite what it seems: American journalists are permitted to act on their
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prejudices--the news columns and air time devoted to Flytrap wouldn't make
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sense unless reporters and editors believed the accusations. They're just not
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permitted to express this belief.) At the very least, Flytrap
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illustrates the need for less fact chasing and more analysis and illumination
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of the "what should we do about it" question.
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Or maybe the moral is simply
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the need for more humility about how useful journalism is in addressing matters
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of public importance. Fifteen years ago, Sidney Blumenthal, now a top adviser
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to President Clinton, wrote an incisive piece for the New Republic
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examining why then-President Ronald Reagan's frequent factual misstatements
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hadn't made him as unpopular as Richard Nixon or Jimmy Carter. The answer was
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that the reporters who assailed Reagan's howlers were empiricists, but Reagan
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himself was not. He was animated not by Fact but by Belief. (Reagan
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unconsciously seconded this judgment at the 1988 Republican convention when,
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botching a quote from John Adams, he declared, "Facts are stupid things.")
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Blumenthal's boss has very little in common with Reagan and, if anything, wears
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his beliefs too lightly. But somewhere along the way, he may have absorbed
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Reagan's lesson that while Americans like to gather Facts, the power Facts have
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to settle important questions is vastly overrated.
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