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Foul
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Ball
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I still
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puzzle over stadium economics ("Diamonds
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in the Rough," by John Pastier). If stadiums are such a good business deal,
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why aren't they readily funded by private enterprise without major municipal
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support? The funds are out there and available when companies, banks, and
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venture capitalists need a few billion to buy up some competitor. My suspicion
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is that the absence of private capital proves that stadiums are not a good deal
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except for the select few on the inside who are subsidized by other people's
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money.
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--Jim
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Cerny
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No Rain,
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No Gain
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One of
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John Pastier's assertions ("Diamonds
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in the Rough") leaves me perplexed. He states that Seattle "has the driest
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weather in MLB outside California." Is this the same Seattle I know? Is this
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the same Seattle described in a past issue of Newsweek , which featured
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SLATE's editor on the cover in a rain slicker? Have I missed something?
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--Kent
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Wosepka
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Sucker
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Pitches
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Your story
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on new ball parks ("Diamonds
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in the Rough," by John Pastier) failed to mention their blatant
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commercialism in the form of billboards and other intrusive enticements to buy
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products totally unrelated to the game. Improvements in architecture, regaining
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intimate space and scale and all the rest, won't disguise the ugliness of
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advertising the local bank, Chevy dealer, and chain retailer as a backdrop for
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baseball.
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--John
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Miller
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Creaming
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DeMuth
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I read
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last week's "Committee of Correspondence: Advice for Dole," with some interest
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and not a little amazement. Chris DeMuth's contribution is an outstanding
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illustration of the ideological dead weight carried by Bob Dole's campaign so
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far. The stable of think-tank hobby horses being promoted (school choice,
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abortion, and missile defenses) is as bloated as the government DeMuth decries.
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Borrowing from DeMuth, I ask, "Is Dole any less constrained than Bill Clinton
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'by powerful constituency groups within the [Republican] Party'?" So far, the
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answer is an unqualified "Yes!" These inside-the-Beltway issues and their
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small, but vocal, constituencies make this election Bill Clinton's to lose.
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--Bob
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Bammerlin
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Click
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Here to Snooze
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Over the past few weeks the
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"Committee
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of Correspondence" has covered several topics. Each has been boring. The
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root of the difficulty is most probably the format rather than the
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discussants.
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But the result is becoming
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predictable.
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You have invented a piece of
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writing that is created from conversation. This guarantees the outcome will be
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tiresome and seemingly self-indulgent. And hard to read--impossible to read. I
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am interested in all the topics discussed so far, yet have been unable to read
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through more than a third of any offering.
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I applaud
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your willingness to experiment, and yes, all well-designed experiments are
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successful. Please declare this experiment completed and move on.
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--Ned
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Fagan
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Left
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Out
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Herbert Stein is a senior
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fellow at the American Enterprise Institute ("Committee of
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Correspondence: Advice for Dole"), Robert Bartley is editor and vice
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president of the Wall Street Journal , Christopher DeMuth is president of
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the American Enterprise Institute for Public Policy Research, Frank Keating is
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the Republican governor of Oklahoma, and Mary Matalin was the deputy campaign
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manager for the Bush/Quayle '92 ticket.
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Maybe
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fairness isn't an aim of your electro-rag, but how about an occasional
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committee member who stands to the left of Atilla the Helms?
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--Dick
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Paddock
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Pedestrian Crossing
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I have been very disappointed
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by what I've seen of SLATE thus far. The economics articles, while a good idea,
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have proven fairly trivial and even pedestrian. Steven E. Landsburg's comments
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on the national debt ("Kwitcherbellyachin'") were neither enlightening nor humorous,
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leading me to wonder why you bothered running the piece.
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SLATE clearly seems to have
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already taken a political slant to the right. Its content is proof enough.
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Clinton's affiliation with a labor leader is hardly surprising ("The Clintons and
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the Mob," by Jodie T. Allen), even less so to one who supported his
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position on NAFTA. What is surprising is the temerity of running an article
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titled "The Clintons and the Mob" when the "mobster" in question has neither
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been convicted of nor indicted for racketeering. Indeed, the author only
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establishes a connection between Coia and the first family; evidence of
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organized criminal activities was weakly presented. This smacks of
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irresponsible journalism.
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In another article, "The
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Warlords of Democracy," by Paul Goble, you offer a link to a Ronald Reagan
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speech, at the end of which is a command to "go back." Dutifully following
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instructions, I find myself in a GOP Web site endowed with the collected wisdom
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of such luminaries as Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh.
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I
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understand that this publication is still developing. I certainly hope it
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develops into a well-balanced, responsible journal, but that is not the
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direction I perceive.
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--Craig Schultz
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War and
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Remembrance
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Paul
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Goble is not the first person to discover that even the best forms of
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government are prone to engage in war ("Warlords
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of Democracy"). Nor is his analysis more penetrating than that of others
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who have made the same discovery. Goble's suffers by comparison to K.N. Waltz's
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in his 1959 book, Man, the State, and War . Nevertheless, Goble's point
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is one that bears repeating, if only because it seems to be so easily
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forgotten.
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--Rendell
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Davis
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C+ for
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Democracy
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It's no surprise that
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democracy isn't perfect ("Warlords
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of Democracy," by Paul Goble). It is essentially an averaging of the
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people, and like any average, it falls somewhere between the best and the
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worst. The decisions a democracy arrives at won't be as good as those the best
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people in the country would have made, but neither will they be as bad as what
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the worst would have done. The second part is the most important side of the
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equation.
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A
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benevolent dictatorship would be the best form of government, except for one
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distressing fact. Nobody's figured out how to make sure the dictator will
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actually be benevolent before giving him the reins of power. And you generally
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can't trade them in later without a whole lot of bloodshed.
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--John
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Hawkins
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I was a bit surprised by
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Paul Goble's position in his article titled "Warlords
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of Democracy." The term "peaceful democracy" is almost a contradiction in
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terms. The justification of democracy is that it provides the greatest level of
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freedom to its citizens. There is an old saying, "You can have peace or you can
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have freedom. But never count on having both at the same time." There will
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always be threats to democracy and freedom from people who want more power,
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land, etc., and who are willing to use force to achieve their goals.
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Democracies have always preferred peace to war. War is expensive and wasteful
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in terms of human life as well as economics. If the alternative is to lose our
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freedom, then we must be warlike to preserve it.
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--Joseph
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Biener
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Right
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I'm a far right, reactionary,
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radical, mean-spirited, child-starving, Limbaugh-loving ditto-head Republican
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(who for years thought Goldwater was a Commie, and was proved right). I'm also
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a born-again Christian and I'm studying apologetics, along with Hawking and
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other "Black Hole" evolutionists. Thank God I'm a Bluegrass picker too, so I
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can take my banjo and go into another world when need be.
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Watching
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Michael Kinsley on Crossfire used to make me see red. But I really do
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try to look at all sides, and SLATE is a great help. You have a reader in
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me.
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--Dean A. Bahr
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Feeling
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Their Pain
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Stephen Chapman ("What's
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Wrong With 'Victims' Rights' ") expresses some practical concerns
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regarding the Victims' Rights Amendment. However, there is great danger in the
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amendment's subtext.
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There are several
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justifications for taking a convicted criminal's freedom away. The most
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neglected rationale, but the one closest to our spiritual traditions, is
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rehabilitation. Other legitimate objectives include removing predators from the
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general population and setting an example to deter potential criminals. The
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impulse animating the Victims' Rights Amendment, however, is different. It
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seeks to assuage the pain of victims by allowing them to participate in the
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suffering of those who hurt them.
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This cannot be called wrong.
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How can one tell parents that they should not want to see the person who raped
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and killed their child punished? Nevertheless, it is not a principle that
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should be honored with a place in the Constitution. It does not consider the
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greater good of broad society; the amendment is a revenge wish, pure and
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simple.
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The real
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problem with the Victims' Rights Amendment is that it undermines the moral
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authority of justice.
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--William
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Gadea
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Reading
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Robert Wright's piece about the prospects for human cooperation ("Interdependence Day"), I wonder how he might incorporate fear into
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the theory of strategic bonding. It seems to me that the instinct for survival
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plays as much a role in the trust or distrust among the races as genetics. I've
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always felt that a chief cause of racial strife is that on a primal,
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instinctive level, we distrust something new or different from what we know. If
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we encounter this new, different animal when we are alone, our instinct tells
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us to run away. If we outnumber this alien being, our instinct tells us to kill
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it and ask questions later (or, at the very least, discriminate against it and
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keep it in a manageable place). Only by understanding the alien being, and
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feeling unthreatened by its presence, will the instinct to control it be
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neutralized.
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Kutzera
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Bad
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Judgment Call
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I was surprised by "The
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Bull Street Journal." My reaction while reading it was to be
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embarrassed for SLATE, because the whole feature smells like a juvenile attempt
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to slam a competitor via the most unprofessional means. The kind of SLATE I was
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coming to enjoy reading was one that would rip the Wall Street Journal
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apart using facts, ideas, and finely honed reasoning. There is no place in that
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kind of SLATE for this kind of high-school parody of a competing
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publication.
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SLATE is still new, so
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perhaps this is the kind of thing that can be written off as inexperience.
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I'll keep
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reading, but no longer will I assume that SLATE will always exercise good (or
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even average) editorial judgment in its selection of features.
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--Terry
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Save Room
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for Dessert
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rather annoyed to find that both the theater and art reviews in this week's
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SLATE ("Quel Drag!" by Larissa MacFarquhar, "New York State of
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Mind," by Louis Menand") cover minor events in Manhattan. I hope this isn't
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a sign that SLATE will follow the lead of many of its print counterparts by
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licking every crumb from New York's cultural plate while completely ignoring
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major events that occur elsewhere.
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--Robert
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Facts
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and Filters
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Professor Eugene Volokh may
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have created more confusion than he dispelled in SLATE ("Speech
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and Spillover"). Not only does Volokh blur the constitutional issues raised
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by legislation like the Communications Decency Act, but he also misinforms
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readers about the function and effectiveness of software-content filters--facts
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that are central to understanding the public debate about regulating content on
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the Net.
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There are many problems with
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Volokh's First Amendment discussion, but most seem to follow from two basic
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errors. First, Volokh fails to note that the Supreme Court has conditioned the
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scope of the government's authority to broadly regulate constitutionally
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protected content (such as nonobscene sexual content) on the specific
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character of the medium distributing that content. At the risk of
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oversimplifying, we may say that the court has allowed the government greater
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authority to regulate "indecent" content either when broadcast (e.g., radio
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broadcasting in the Pacifica case) or delivered in a manner
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indistinguishable in character--to the audience, at least--from broadcasting
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(e.g., cable television in this year's Denver Consortium case).
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Second, Volokh conflates
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three distinct (if overlapping) categories of content: "indecent," "sexually
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explicit," and (by implication) "pornographic." In doing so, he reinforces a
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common confusion about the Communications Decency Act--namely, that its reach
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was limited only to pornographic material. But as the judges in ACLU vs.
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Reno noted, the terms of the CDA criminalized a far broader range of
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speech--speech that is "indecent" or "patently offensive"--much of which is not
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"sexually explicit" as those words are normally understood. (Not all speech
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that's indecent or patently offensive is about sex, Howard Stern
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notwithstanding.)
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The judges also observed
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that the plaintiffs in ACLU vs. Reno (ranging from Microsoft and
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Wired magazine to organizations such as Human Rights Watch and the
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National Writers Union) were easily distinguishable from the commercial
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pornographers whose dial-a-porn services were at issue in Sable
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Communications vs. FCC (1989). That's why it's particularly troubling to
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see Volokh cite Sable, a case about regulating minors' access to
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commercial pornography, in support of a more general claim that government
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has broad power to regulate nonpornographic "indecent" or "sexually explicit"
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content in the interest of protecting children. (Justice White, writing for the
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court in Sable, does not go so far. Instead, he relies on two cases that, like
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Sable, involve pornography and minors. White never expressly states in
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Sable that the government has constitutional authority to
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regulate--regardless of the medium--the far broader category of speech called
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"indecency.")
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These two basic legal errors
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give rise to other problems with Volokh's constitutional analysis. Most
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notably, he suggests compulsory labeling of online content without mentioning
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the First Amendment problem of "compelled speech" that clearly would arise, and
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without discussing whether such compulsory labeling would be constitutional if
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imposed on books and newspapers. (Medium-specific analysis suggests it wouldn't
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be, and factual record in ACLU vs. Reno seems to entail the same
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conclusion about compulsory labeling on the Internet.)
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disturbing error in his article has to do with the facts, not the law. In order
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to support his thesis that technical solutions will never resolve what he sees
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as a perennial "spillover" problem, Volokh attempts to raise doubts about the
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effectiveness of selection/filtering software such as SurfWatch:
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SurfWatch solution is limited by the software designers' ability to keep up
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with the latest 'dirty' places. Dozens of Web sites are being added daily, and
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you never know what will get posted tomorrow even on existing sites or
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newsgroups. Some things will inevitably be missed.
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purely technological fix, then, is less restrictive than the CDA, but it's also
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less effective.
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(that filters rely solely or primarily on a list of "dirty places") is wholly
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false--not just about SurfWatch, but about filtering software and filtering
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paradigms generally. We know of no product that operates as Volokh suggests
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SurfWatch does--while many such programs do include specific lists of
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objectionable sites, this is not the primary approach any of these programs
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rely on to filter content . This is true even though filtering paradigms may
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differ among products: SurfWatch uses multiple approaches, including keyword-
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and pattern-matching algorithms; the company uses its "blocked site" list as a
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supplement to its core filtering technologies. NewView's Specs for Kids
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program, in contrast, doesn't use a "blocking" strategy at all--instead it
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reviews and rates sites (147,000 as of this writing), and admits minors only to
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those pre-approved sites. SurfWatch's continuing success during a period in
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which the total number of Web sites has boomed undercuts Volokh's
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generalization about the effect of the boom on these filters' effectiveness.
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This makes sense--block the word "sex" in a Web address, and it doesn't matter
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if the number of Web addresses including the word "sex" has increased tenfold
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since last year. And it's difficult to see how the effectiveness of the Specs
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for Kids approach can be diminished by the boom, even in theory.
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Volokh's analysis of
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filters, together with his mandatory-labeling suggestion, also shows a lack of
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awareness of the labeling infrastructure that software vendors and the rest of
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the network industry are increasingly accepting as a standard--the Platform for
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Internet Content Selection. PICS was developed by a cross-industry working
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group coordinated by the World Wide Web Consortium, and is described in the
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paper "PICS: Internet Access Controls Without Censorship," by Paul Resnick and
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James Miller. This paper (to appear in Communications of the ACM ) as
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well as other material on PICS can be found on the Web.
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PICS is a set of conventions
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that describe formats for labeling Internet content and methods for how labels
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are distributed. PICS does not dictate what the labels should say or how they
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should be used. To quote Resnick and Miller, PICS is "analogous to specifying
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where on a package a label should appear, and in what font it should be
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printed, without specifying what it should say."
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The intent of this
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flexibility is to support a wide variety of labeling systems and selection
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methods. For instance, one might configure a Web browser to screen out material
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that carries certain labels. This is the system imagined by Volokh, but it is
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only one approach. As an alternative, one might make accessible only those Web
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pages that are labeled in a particular way, for example, Web pages that carry
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the "seal of approval" of various organizations. This second approach,
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functionally similar to that of Specs for Kids, would address Volokh's concern
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about "keeping up" with new Web sites.
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And these are only the
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simplest applications; PICS was expressly designed to be an open-ended system
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that permits multiple labeling services and multiple ways of using labels;
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unlike the CDA, PICS can be used for purposes other than screening out sexual
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or offensive content. In creating a standard for interoperability, the PICS
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designers envisioned the growth of a competitive market in third-party rating
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services, where the pressures of competition will help assure that current and
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future labels are timely and accurate. They also envisioned a competitive
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market in selection software, leading to increasingly sophisticated techniques
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for using those labels. As Resnick and Miller write:
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the world, governments are considering restrictions on on-line content. Since
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children differ, contexts of use differ, and values differ, blanket
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restrictions on distribution can never meet everyone's needs. Selection
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software can meet diverse needs, by blocking reception, and labels are the raw
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materials for implementing context-specific selection criteria. The
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availability of large quantities of labels will also lead to new sorting,
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searching, filtering, and organizing tools that help users surf the Internet
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more efficiently.
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The free-market evolutionary
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approach may not be perfect, but it is counterintuitive to assume, as Volokh
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apparently does, that saddling the system with CDA-derived regulations could
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make it more effective or efficient. If anything, such a regulation is likely
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to have the opposite effect. Imposing a single, federally approved standard for
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the kinds of constitutionally protected content that government can banish from
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public forums in the name of protecting minors seems likelier to skew the
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market. It would diminish the ability parents now have to decide for themselves
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which solution is most effective. (And the marketplace of ideas wouldn't
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exactly be enhanced, either.)
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Ironically, those who rely on either Volokh's constitutional "spillover"
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analysis or his assessment of software filters may feel compelled to craft laws
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that ensure we never escape from the "spillover" problem: laws that needlessly
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pit adults' First Amendment rights against the state's interest in protecting
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children. That would be a shame, since the technical solutions that Volokh
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dismisses carry the promise of avoiding his "spillover" problem altogether.
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Thanks to these inexpensive and highly adaptable tools, two important social
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interests--the protection of children and the preservation of First Amendment
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rights--need no longer be viewed as opponents in a zero sum game.
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Abelsonprofessor of computer science and engineering, Massachusetts Institute
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Volokh replies:
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Godwin and Abelson raise some
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interesting legal points. I stand by my legal analysis, which I believe is
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based on the most natural reading of the cases; I do not believe I am guilty of
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any "basic legal errors" that Godwin and Abelson ascribe to me. I recognize,
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though, that reasonable minds can differ on the questions involved here, much
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as they generally can with regard to most genuinely contested legal
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questions.
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My brief responses to their
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original article, it's true that one of the key
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cases-- Pacifica --contained language that limited it to the broadcasting
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medium. But it seems to me that Sable Communications and the relevant
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part (Part III) of Denver Consortium allow the government to restrict
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speech in other media, so long as the restriction is the least restrictive
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means of shielding children from improper material. The Internet would, I
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think, be no exception.
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2. My article expressly
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pointed out that the CDA's ban on indecency does indeed apply to more than just
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pornography. This is one of the things that troubles me about the CDA.
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Nonetheless, the Supreme
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Court's decision in Denver Consortium seems to me to firmly stand for
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the proposition that the government has a compelling interest in shielding
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children from "indecent" speech: Speech that depicts or describes "sexual or
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excretory activities or organs" in "patently offensive terms," whether the speech is pornographic or
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not.
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3. The court's decisions seem
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to me to be equally applicable to commercial distributors of indecency and
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noncommercial ones. Perhaps the court can ultimately be persuaded to draw a
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distinction between the two; it would, I think, be an uphill battle, but
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perhaps a winnable one, and I wish free-speech hawks all the best on it. I
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should note, though, that the recent federal court decision in Shea vs.
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Reno (released after Godwin and Abelson's letter was written) rejected such
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a distinction--whether rightly or wrongly--in the closely related context of a
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vagueness analysis.
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rating requirement as a speech compulsion (you must self-rate any indecent
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speech) or as a speech restriction (you may not say certain things unless you
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self-rate them), a rating requirement is indeed a burden on speech; I don't
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believe I suggested the
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contrary. But such a burden might still be upheld if it's the least
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restrictive means of shielding children. I think one can make a considerably
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stronger case on this score for the constitutionality of the rating requirement
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than of the CDA itself. As I mentioned in my original article, I think the CDA
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would probably be struck down, but my guess is that some form of self-rating
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requirement would probably be upheld.
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Godwin and Abelson raise, I refer the reader to my response to the letter from
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Jay Friedland of SurfWatch. In that response, I agree that my discussion of
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what SurfWatch does was an oversimplification--for which I apologize--but
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explain why I believe it doesn't appreciably affect the legal analysis: The
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other technological alternatives, in my view, will not constitute the "less
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restrictive alternatives" needed to make the CDA unconstitutional. (The
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response does not discuss in detail the PICS model, but I believe that the
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points it raises are generally applicable to PICS.)
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6. Finally, as a policy
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matter, I am no fan of the CDA, or even of a rating requirement. My article
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focused on whether the CDA was constitutional, not on whether it was wise.
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Given the choice, I'd much rather stick with private choice of privately
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administered screening mechanisms.
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The heart of my argument,
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though, is that none of these alternative mechanisms "carr[ies] the promise of
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avoiding [the] spillover problem altogether" (in Godwin's and Abelson's words).
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They doubtless decrease the problem. As I said in the article, they may
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decrease it enough to make the CDA unconstitutional: "The best guess seems to
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be that the marginal benefit of the CDA over the technological alternatives is
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small enough, and the burden that the law creates is large enough, that the CDA
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will be overturned."
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seems to me that the spillover will always be there, and the court will always
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have to make the same "hard choice: sacrifice some shielding of children in
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order to protect grownups, or sacrifice some access by grownups in order to
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shield children." Private screening mechanisms may make the choice somewhat
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easier; but I'm not persuaded that they can eliminate it entirely.
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Got a Good Price
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Microsoft in the content
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business? Does Bill Gates hope to buy out the top guns in the journalism field,
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or is he trying to do something new here.
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I think the motto that comes
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to mind is, "If you can't beat them, buy them." Congratulations, sellouts. You
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have done nothing to advance the status quo. You had the opportunity to create
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something unique, but SLATE is the same old stuff.
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Your
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crime is going for market share, rather than creating a new market. This is not
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strange, coming from Microsoft. If only you had the slightest notion of how
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demented the idea of Microsoft pushing the Internet is. Buy an upgrade for your
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head, before it's too late!
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--John
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Digislate
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As a silicon-enhanced
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knowledge serf suffering from chronic time-deficit disorder, I just don't seem
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to find enough bandwidth in a day to properly digest enlightened journalism,
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much less to enjoy a little poetry. But as I slavishly grind away at the
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keyboard coding my assigned arcana, I often observe my neuronic (or is it
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neurotic?) operating system engaged in symmetric multitasking.
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Suppose all of SLATE's
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articles featured the authors reading their visionary musings into digital
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audio format. One convenience of a paper magazine that will take the digital
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variety a while to match is portability. However the paper variety will never
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be able to read itself to the subscriber.
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Fast-forwarding a bit to see
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where this might lead, presume for a moment that the average automobile will
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one day be equipped with a cellular-linked PC brain box (global positioning
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system included, no extra charge). The proposed "HearSLATE" could then offer
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discriminating commuters and professional drivers some intellectual refuge from
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the endless tirade of mindless drivel currently broadcast by the common
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carriers.
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In blunt summary (I'm running
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out of time), perhaps asking us (the unwashed masses) to shell out 20 bucks a
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year for the privilege of staring longer at this stinkin' monitor for an hour
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or two more a week, when we'd rather bail outta this rotten sweatshop before
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the sun goes down, won't be as appealing an expenditure for our meager
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discretionary income as say, three pitchers of beer or a couple of baseball
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game tickets. There's more free stuff available online to fill up the time when
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the boss isn't around than the proxy-censor will ever let us read.
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Give us
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some content-rich brainfood stereophonically fed through the audio ports while
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our lower cortex is busy arranging electrons on the screen. And so you have
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SLATE 's suggested revenue-enhancement for today, and as for tomorrow, see
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above--and let your imagination run wild.
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--Brandon (Dilbert)
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